I'm angry but lucky for me I got a sense of humor. Do you know what would really crack me up? No you don't so I'll tell you - being able to pay the rent with my humorous anger.

So send money soon, I'm hungry and getting angrier.

Contact information:

(213) 908-5011

Give me a call, I got plenty of time on my hands.
gomezj77@yahoo.com

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We ship USPS priority mail for foreign and domestic orders.

When you place an order it will be shipped to you when we're damn good and ready. We're usually damn good and ready in 3-5 business days. Don't worry you'll get it, eventually.

Refund Policy: You bought it, you own it. But if something's wrong with it we'll fix it or you get your moolah back. That's our moolah back guarantee.

Return Policy: You return the product if you have a problem with it, we return your payment. But let's see if we can work it out first. I'm a reasonable individual, open to negotiation. Your satisfaction is my ultimate goal, just ask my ex-girlfriends.